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I just love my callers on NF, especially the ones who become loyal repeat callers. Now in order to give this darling cocksucker some privacy I will call him Caller Caught.

Caller caught called me yesterday to confess his little cheating habit to me. Ok so far nothing special most of those guys are cheaters and do it behind their wives back. I like the more unusual.

As he went on he confessed to me that he is cheating behind his wive’s back with men. Not just one man, but men as in plural. That he started off just having his cock sucked by men in adult books stores, until one day a guy turned the tables on him and pushed him down on his knees and forced him to suck his big cock off. Now we are getting somewhere. Did you enjoy it? Oh did he ever! LOL his breathing was getting harder by the second and I could almost hear the rattling of his hand sliding over his cock.

From there he went to taking it up the ass and in the mouth. Oh boy you little fag slut. We kept talking and I asked him if his wife had any clue. He told me that no and he didn’t think she would appreciate this at all.

Forward to a few minutes ago.

Caller caught calls me back and I greet him by name. You are the same caller caught from yesterday right? He sounds surprised I remember his voice and seems pleased by it. Of course I remember those that call me more then just ones. Silly guys!

So here is what happened. He got an email from a guy on a gay dating site and he wanted to hook up with caller caught as well as bring a friend. Well my little horny toad decides he is going to host at his house and sends wifey out to go shopping.

Guess they got into it a little too much because it takes longer then expected. The door opens and there is wifey with a look of horror and shock on her face. Busted! Not only busted mind you but busted good.

Caller caught had a 10 inch slong up his ass pumping away at him like there is no tomorrow and another one in his mouth which he was sucking hungrily. The guy in his face saw the wifey and pulled out just as he was cuming giving caller caught one hell of a facial….The second guy, Mr. Monster Cock, keeps pumping away and is ready to cum hard. “I am cuming you bitch!” and with that shots a big load with horrified wife looking on. Pulls it out and guess what…bareback…no condom

Dear little wifey is so shocked she can’t say shit, just turns around and leaves again. That happened last night, she has not been back since then.

As funny as that is because you know I can picture it, I was also concerned for the caller and his wife. I told him that I am sorry to hear that and hope they can work things out. His response had me laughing even harder.

Oh no worries, sort of sets me free. Not like we had sex in a long time anyways (8months) and I am free to do what I want now at least. So what is he doing? He is hosting tonight again, the same two guys with a couple more friends. Sounds like caller caught is now cock wild and will make up for lost time.

Can you beat this confession? If you can you need to give me a call on my confession line  and I want ALL the details boys! I mean give them to me straight and no whispering either!

1-800-TO-FLIRT ext: 02-79-992-4

Here darling, you can shot your cum right here!

Hello darlings, did you miss me  yet? I know I have been the absenty landlady for far to long, but honestly I was out on Vacation and then before that…well lets just say too much to tell of little interest to you.

Either way, see I had a great time in Estes Park Colorado and I came back refreshed with more wicked ideas and stories to talk about. Just the way you like me.

I had a nice little conversation with a closet cum-eater this morning already. I do adore them you know. No, I am not talking about the pussy eaters who love to go down on a woman and eat her until she cums. That is nice and all don’t misunderstand me here, but really not dirty enough for my tastes.

I am talking about Guys eating their own spunk. Yup right off the tab if I can get them in the right position on the phone to aim their eager wiggle worms (aka cocks) into their faces and have them open wide for input.

Oh, and you can tell which ones really are doing it and enjoying it too. LOL you should hear them slurp and moan in pleasure. Too fun.

Now of course it just as fun if I make them jack off into my palm and then hold it out like a delicacy. Ok love bug, I want you to lean forward and clean the mess you made up for me. Come on sugar buns, eat your own cum for me now.

Could you reject such a sweet request? I hope not. So, sweetums, are you a secret closet cum eater? Are you one of those who just loves to eat his own cum for the pleasure of a woman, loves to talk about it? If yes, you simply need to call me now and confess your cum habits to me.

I can’t wait. Call me soon!

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 02799924

I am getting ready to go on vacation in August, yes I will take my lines with me on my Cell Phone, but that doesn’t mean I will be on all the time. Most of the time I am going to enjoy the great outdoors. Want to know where I am going? Estes Park Colorado, to the lovely Rocky Mountains. I love that place and can’t wait to go hiking and camping. Well actually RVing this time I guess. I rented a nice little 30 ft RV at the Spruce Lake RV Resort there.

Since I am in the mood for secrets, feel completely happy about my upcoming vacation I thought why not pass my happy mood along to you and set my confession line down to 99 cents a minute until August 20th.

So CALL ME and tell me what you are so “Happy” about.

1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 02799924